fistfvck:

HAVE HEART

Boston, Mass

RIP

This performance means so much to me.

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nonelikerae:

tattoo blog x

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stepchildofthesun:

crystalmeowth:

whorem0anz:

My dog looks like a fuzzy penis. That is all, bye.

i sat here laughing for like ten minutes

I almost had a heart attack last night while my husband and I were lying in bed reading and his entire body starts shaking. I’m all ARE YOU OK ARE YOU HAVING A SEIZURE ARE YOU CRYING WHATS HAPPENING

and then i realize he’s just laughing hysterically- so hard that he CANT MAKE NOISE

And I go: Are you thinking about that damn penis dog again?

him: *silent nodding while he claps like a retarded seal*

(Source: pessi-misticc, via blackinkandletters)

inevermeanttobesocold:

outdatedmorality:

hairyfootedtimetravellingwizard:

cuntagions:

Girlfriend decided to put a sock on my dogs foot, and my dog seemed a little shocked to say the least.

I CANT BREAHTE

Dobby is a free elf

DOBBY IS A FREE ELF

MASTER GAVE DOBBY A SOCK

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complexdomo:

There’s Hell Above me.

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thegreatmeowski:

Don’t change the source this is from my yearbook so have some pictures of young Jaime

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charliexxx:

bring in the dancing lobsters

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